Tweets of the Week

Suzie Dierkes, Reporter
October 24, 2011

@firstworldme: I finally beat a stage on Angry Birds only to get stuck on another stage. #firstworldproblems @EpicTweets_: People think Im quiet because I’m shy. But really, I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all idiots @TheAwkwardTweet: The awkward... Read more »

Tweets of the Week

Suzie Dierkes, Reporter
October 17, 2011

@TheAwkwardTweet: The awkward moment when your friend holds up there hand to show you their finger injury, and you mistake it for a high five opportunity. @TortyCraig: “You’re sitting in sprinkles?” I asked. “Yeah, mang. My ankle hurts,” Pujols said. “Weinberg said sprinkles have healing... Read more »

Tweets of the Week

Suzie Dierkes, Reporter
September 20, 2011

@TheAwkwardTweet: The awkward moment when you finally work out the answer to a question, and then it isn’t even one of the answer options. @Evil_Dumbledore: Unicorns are real, you just never see them because Voldemort keeps eating them! #fatty @funnyfacts_: Penguins can’t fly, I can’t... Read more »

Tweets of the Week

Suzie Dierkes, Reporter
September 11, 2011

@FMyLife: Today, I got suspended for brining a “hazardous weapon” to school. They were earrings. FML bit.ly/mOTZSG @OhWowThatsAwk: The awkward moment when you’re the only person who doesn’t understand the joke. @TheAwkwardTweet: The awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks... Read more »